Chicago Cop

by M. L. Morrill

Oh man, I totally forgot that i had the best chicago cop interaction last night. I was digging through Red Hen’s dumpster when this cop rolls up and in a silly voice he says “Excuse me, what are you doing?” and I tell him, “getting some bread from red hen.” and he’s like “This is like Portlandia” and sara and I start cracking up becasue Rachel showed us that clip last night. Then right before he leaves he’s like “put a bird on it.” he was nice, and Not a Dick like so many of chicago’s cops are.

oh, and the find was really good too! dark rye, sweet bread, baguettes, even a carrot cake muffin. YUM!