by M. L. Morrill

Remember CDs?

Just kidding, i hate posts like these, all that ironic, nostalgic, and condescending tone.

More specifically, remember listening to cds while developing photos. and the cdplayer being too large to comfortably sit in any pocket (front or rear) and so you tuck it in your pants next to the blue steel. then three wack enlargements later it slips down into your pants the headphones unplug, the music stops and now you gotta reach down your legs, or grab your but like you shit your pants. Man, cassette players are so much better! That reminds me, I need to get some shorts and some pants. I lost a pair of each this month. You know you ride a bike when the number of pants with busted butts and crotches outnumbers those that aren’t.